Morphology Within the Internal Realms
' imagine two birds sellotaped together '
Zplane - January 99
Last updated - 10/6/99
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This subject was first brought to the attention of many back in the early forties when the theory was first postulated upon. It was discovered that the then little known "Outerpantutolation" technique was so well defined, it was possible to relate this directly to an exact integer. This, at the time confused many, forcing several such fish back into the waters of fluent decimal based addition. "Morphology, where's that fit into it?" I hear you say. Well in order to explain this somewhat uncharted realm, one must consider this: Take two birds, imagine they are sellotaped together; how would they fly? The answer is that they wouldn't. They could combine their intellect to produce a sort of dual "flapping" effect, but eventually the strain would give in and the birds would fall to the ground. (That's assuming they took off in the first place!!!!!) This theory speaks for itself. No, seriously, the effect would also occur within the internal realms of space-time causing inter flux base reality quotient to be much larger within an externally defined field. "Yes" you may think, "but this is not underpostulated"... but if you take into account the fact that fish are now out of the water, what affect do you see forming now?
In the beginning
Where to begin. .
The above comment is seemingly irrelevant when we are talking about sub based particle enhancement qualities. The phrase where to middle becomes more appropriate by the second (or by the nano second anyway !) The reason I say this is due to the fact that underpostulation describes the way events work outside of time. To postulate something or to be postualed would be not to postulate in the first place at all! One way of understanding this theory would be to take several such fish, put them in a teapot filled with a substance thicker than water, for example Ribena (I have found this most effective in the past), insulate the teapot from the outside world by using an enamel of high quality and simply observe. Is the teapot there? yes of course it is! you say. Is it though? Look closely. Is the teapot really there? Are the fish still inside the teapot even though you cant see them? The answer to this is of course theyre bloody there. The truth is that they are present and not present at the same time. This may sound uncouf at first, but with a second glance into the subject at a slightly deeper level, will allow further insight to be gained thusly.
At this point, I feel it is probably necessary to explain some of the methodology behind this astonishing turn of events. I have come to the conclusion that the characters I saw that morning are probably related pontoonigonism particle based life forms. As others have put it in the past, these characters may be refereed to as "keepers of the inter realms". They may appear to people in this form when they feel that the continuum is being dicked around with. The other explanation of course is that they are just bored, and need entertainment so appear only to people watching teapots at intervals of 3.12 seconds (providing fish are present of course). I only tried to make contact with them briefly, but it was at that point that the head of the leader expanded and they all vanished instantly. I can only presume the leader must use his head to warp the time fields accurately enough to travel instantly to and from chosen destinations. At this point in the saga I think I should mention the relevance of the localised Airing Cupboard. When conducting this experiment please ensure all central heating and hot water heater switches are turned off otherwise the ion emission may suffer somewhat. If this is the case the "keepers of the inter realms" may only appear once every 9.221 years. This understandably may cause some problems and is just not this.
The following examples are of allabapontoonigonism. This should not be tried without enhancement of your current apricot based anthromorphic heating index.
The following link will take you to a list of some of the most useful sites on the Web if morphology is your cup of tea. Please take time to visit them as they have been inspirational to us all here on the project.
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I hope this site has given you an insight as to what goes on within the inter realms. Please call back again as updates will be regular. Remember postulation is not how it seems, even if it otherwise seems so. Always read the manual before attempting pontoonigonism and please do not try any of the experiments with live fish.
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